The WTF Person
WOC!“WTF, how did I get this personality?”
We've discovered a magical species -- the WOC! person. They run two completely independent operating systems: the "Surface OS," responsible for outputting "WTF," "damn," and "huh?" -- a full suite of exclamatory sounds; and the "Background OS," calmly analyzing: "Yep, just as I predicted." WOC! people only exclaim; they never meddle. They know that explaining logic to fools is like propping mud against a wall -- a waste of energy that just gets your hands dirty. So they choose to clutch a blade of wisdom-grass and offer this crazy world their highest salute: "WOC!"
SBTI ("Super-MBTI") scores you across 5 models — Self, Emotion, Attitude, Action Drive and Social — split into 15 dimensions, then matches your profile to the closest of dozens of personality types.