The ATM

Congratulations, you've tested as the world's rarest personality. You may become finance's greatest mystery -- ATM-ers don't necessarily "give money," but they're always "paying." Paying time, paying energy, paying patience, paying away what should have been a peaceful night. Like a weathered but sturdy ATM machine: people insert their anxiety and problems, and out comes the reassurance of "Don't worry, I got you." Your life is a grand, one-person bill-paying show with no applause. You bear waterfall-levels of demands with rock-solid reliability, only sighing at the bills late at night: this damn sense of responsibility with nowhere to rest.