The Oh-No Person

"Oh no!" isn't a scream of fear -- it's supreme wisdom. Where ordinary people see a cup on a table edge, the Oh-No person sees a disaster epic: water stain -> short circuit -> fire -> building evacuation -> economic loss -> butterfly effect -> apocalypse. With a soul-deep "Oh, no!" they'll lightning-move that cup to the center of the table and add a coaster. They respect boundaries with near-obsessive devotion. Every accident has already been strangled in its cradle by their "Oh, no!" They're the guardians of order, the last tightly-wound decent people in a chaotic world.