The Monkey
MALO“Life's a dungeon, and I'm just a monkey.”
Friend, you're not "young at heart" -- you straight up never evolved. Your soul is still in that happy era of swinging from trees and drooling over bananas. When human ancestors decided to climb down, walk upright, and wear suits, the MALO ancestor watched from a nearby tree, scratched its butt, and let out a disdainful squeak. They saw through everything: "civilization" is just the most boring pay-to-play game ever. Rules are for breaking, ceilings are for hanging upside down from, and meeting rooms are for backflips.
SBTI ("Super-MBTI") scores you across 5 models — Self, Emotion, Attitude, Action Drive and Social — split into 15 dimensions, then matches your profile to the closest of dozens of personality types.