The Drunkard
DRUNK“Liquor burns the throat; can't help but get drunk.”
Why do you walk all wobbly? Why are your emotions always sky-high? Why is your vision doubled? Because what flows through your veins isn't blood -- it's premium Chinese liquor! Oh, glorious baijiu, every drop burning and boiling. Have you grown accustomed to pouring spirits into your thermos and chugging it like water? How magnificent! It makes you the life of the dinner table and the toilet-hugging philosopher at 2 AM. It makes you feel like a nightclub poet, the eternal flame at the center of the universe... until 10 AM the next day, when your head feels like a cracked walnut and your soul hides in the corner. You finally understand: last night's table-pounding orator has become a drunkard.
SBTI ("Super-MBTI") chấm điểm bạn trên 5 mô hình — Bản thân, Cảm xúc, Thái độ, Động lực Hành động và Xã hội — chia thành 15 chiều, rồi khớp hồ sơ của bạn với kiểu tính cách gần nhất.