The Romantic

The LOVE-R personality is a rare species that survived from ancient mythology, rarer than fishing someone's arm out of a toilet. You're the last, most anachronistic bard of this steel-and-concrete age. Your emotional processor isn't binary -- it runs on rainbows. A fallen leaf, to normal people, means "autumn is here"; to a LOVE-R, it's a thirteen-act tragicomedy about reincarnation, sacrifice, and unspoken love. Your inner world is a theme park that never closes, and you're spending your whole life looking for someone who can read the map and ride the carousel with you until the end of the universe.